First Contact

How you should make your first inquiry.

  • Name, City and State ?

  • Where You Found Me?

  • Session Type, Length and Time?

  • How you'd like to pay the deposit?

Please don't include stuff like this. Race, Age, Background, Fitness Level and Dick size.


I am generally available between 10am and 10pm. I need 30 mins notice to prepare while I am touring.
While I am in Melbourne I require a minimum of 24 Hours notice but I prefer48 Hours notice.


Payment on the day is in cash only.


For some bookings, I will require a deposit. The deposit will be 20% of the total booking amount. I prefer Beem It, Osko/PayID, Cryptocurrency & ATM Deposit. I can also take payment via Internet Transfer, Giftcard but they require a few days that clear. Organise in advance so you don't miss out because you can't pay a deposit.


No refunds or rescheduling for cancellations. I can credit it to a future date if appropriate. Refunds will not be given if you are under the influence or presenting with a communicable illness when you arrive. If I am unable to attend for my tour for any reason I will give a full refund of the deposit in a timely manner.


I am happy to see clients who are living with disabilities.
I am on the referral list for touching base. I am also open to talking to carers or family members who are arranging the appointment.

Party Policy

I do not engage in “party” bookings of any kind. I am drug, alcohol and smoke free. Yes, I am that boring.
I do not see clients who are under the influence of drugs or alcohol under any circumstances. No exceptions.