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Bit nervous and would like to fill out a form instead? Let me make it easy for you!
Read this for a legendary surprise.
Let's make me scream "Huzzah, A man of Quality" when you send your first message.
I have an inbuilt "idiot" tax. If you can fill the form out below EXACTLY and lock your booking in within 5-10 messages.
You will receive a “small discount” for being a stellar human. Pretty neat right? It's that easy.
Discount Amount (Minimum 1 Hour).
$50 Melbourne / $20 Regional
Name, City and State ?
Where You Found Me?
Booking Length and Time?
What type of session you desire?
How you'd like to pay the deposit?
Please don't include stuff like this.
Race, Age, Background, Fitness Level and Dick size.
These are things I just simply don't want to know and will likely get you blocked or ignored.